The overnight bus to the Andes.

(this is not our bus. but you get the idea)

Yeah, the bus didn´t leave until 11:00 pm. An 8 hour trip. We opted for the economical seats (as opposed to the superbed) in an attempt to save a few soles. 35 soles (which we later found out was the American price) was the toll. One lady tried to steal our seats but eventually gave up and zoned in to the in-flight movie (a Miley Cyrus classic) of the Spanish dubbed variety. The windows were dark, and despite the bumpy road, painfull sleepiness in the legs, and the occasional trip to the very unpleasant lavatory, we slept. At least that is... Ashley and I slept. Upon arrival to Huaraz we found that both Tyler and Seth had not slept at all. Tyler was apparently becoming ill, and Seth... had no explanation; just a shrug.

We made it though. To Huaraz. Our base of operations the next five weeks. It was apparent we were in the Andes. Jagged white peaks in the distance. That feeling of choking as your body begs for oxygen. Our first task: find a hostel.

Seth led us first down into a damp narrow hole. At least that is how I would describe the place. In no way built (and especially not maintained) for human visitation. I was overwhelmed with claustoraphobia immediately and dragged myself back outside. Soon the others joined me. Seth arguing on the side of the hole. The search continued. We saw a couple other unnotable places (and a transfestite) before we found our sanctuary... Caroline Lodgine. Outside of town, free breakfast, clean and uncramped, trekker friendly and cost effecient. A safe haven, home away from home.

So now we play the waiting game. Huaraz is at over 10,000 feet so we had to hang out a few days and let our bodies grow more red blood cells so we wouldn´t get altitude sickness and die. Just walking around Huaraz that day I got very nausious and light headed. Nothing for us to do but eat drink and be merry. Let the good times roll.

(the following is... more or less... the view from our hostel. Huascaran, 6768 meters.)

 

on the third day... look to the east.

fernando was found. held captive by his own imagination for days. his spoken spanish (which is two fold the amount of spanish understood by dear fernando) was limited to "uno mas" and "rapido." nothing to eat except the fine dining options of the most luxurious community in peru. no contact with his amigos and tribe membes save a sparatic facebook message left hastily between meals. indeed a hell for most men. Fernando was, however, quite content with his situation and treated our expansive search efforts with a hazy look of dissapointment and a casual "hello" with a half grin, obviously forced. We were now reunited however and even fernando was excited for our upcoming adventures. We made arrangements to escape the deep bone-filled catacombs and horn honking claustrophobia of the big city and head north. north to the andes.

 

the hobo drifters return (some of them, and some new ones)


South America. more specifically, peru. Drifting once again are Ashley and Josh. New to this tribe of vagrant travelers... Seth"Z" Jaramillo and some guy known only as Fernando (which may or may not be his real name). (ben and jason have taken a sabatical from the homeless world and are currently doing other things that i will allow them to account for). some technological lack-of advancements have so far disbanded any attempts to post pictures and videos... so for now... words. put together to make sentences (sort of). top to bottom left to right. you´ll get used to it. Also... pictures stolen, blatently, from the internet.

we arrived in peru on october 3rd (when i say we i mean ashley seth and I. fernando was currently unaccounted for, lost in limbo somewhere between the two Americas in an outrageous scheme to save 40 dollars.) Despite Z´s fluent spanish and the combined mental efforts of the three of us, we immediately got hustled out of 45 soles and took a dark cab ride into the oblivion of Lima. Hotel España. our home for the next couple days.

Lima. 8 million people. very dirty. but awesome in it´s own way. they have a chinatown (where I did not see any chinese people). lots of little peruvians though. lots and lots of little peruvians. nice people for the most part. What really impressed me was what they would try to sell. one lady was selling strictly knee braces. another, inflatable turtles. a couple times i saw people with bathroom scales trying to sell me how much i weigh. one that really stood out was the guy selling homemade marionettes. my attempt to describe such a scene will surely fall short but try to imagine... he probably had thirty of these things hanging. the bodies made from a single peice of cloth. heads from different toys (including barney and barbie and others) crudely sewed on. complete with strings attached to rings for your fingers. a small child staring in awe while the vendor lack-lusterly jiggled the strings as if to say "come on, buy me." I was impressed by the creative entreprenuership of the limeños.

Our visit to lima was not complete without a ride on a filthy city bus to miraflores. where we would begin our search for the long lost fernando. miraflores was obviosly the wealthy part of town. as we rode from our hotel in central lima we saw the scenery obviously change from shanty to much less shanty. At the lighthouse park near the beach we asked "ha visto una gringo alto, gigante" to no avail.

(to be continued)

 

Awesome Possum!


56 Days
3 Countries
8 States
2 Canadian Providences
8,437.3 Miles traveled on the highway
7 Days of cruising
Friends, Families & Strangers
Only God himself could count the number of Snickers



I am sadly drawing to a close the Hobo Drifters blog. However, we are still drifters. Only now we have a bit of direction.

Thanks to everyone that actually followed this blog.
Thanks to everyone that let us crash on their floor & spent their time with us.
You are all Awesome Possums!

I would like to send out a special thanks to Vanessa Vest. You are a cutie wootie & you will always have a special place in our hearts.


Below: Last night in the wilderness

 

posted by Ben on 3:28 PM

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The Gang goes to mexico

The Lone Rider (Jason Moffat) flew into LA to meet up with the Hobo Drifters once again.

After spending a few nights in the shit hole they call LA, we set sail to Mexico. Now if you have ever been on a Princess Cruise you would know, its nothing but old folks. Now I'm talking, average age is 80+. These people are knocking on deaths door every day! Needless to say, the four of us stuck out tremendously.



Ready for some fine dinning.

Just hanging out amongst the sea of old people.

Yellow sunglasses and a nautical theme bandana.

Nothin like a glass of fine Sprite before a good meal.

Somewhere in Mexico.



 

posted by Ben on 3:07 PM

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Vegas, another historical event.

We spent two nights in Vegas. It was $20 a night, split between Ash, Josh and I. We stayed at the Binions Hotel, right on Fremont St. It doesn't get much better then that!

A special thanks to Josh & Kristin Hardesty, for letting us be a part of your wedding.
It's official. Your Vegas wedding is now historic.


This is the one and only photo I got my hands on.

 

posted by Ben on 2:45 PM

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Grand Canyon is Grand!


South Rim


The Grand Canyon: Just as grand as it sounds




Josh & Ben


Ash. Chipper-as-shit as usual.


The funny thing about this photo is that it was taken by an asian man that could not speak a word of English. We held this pose for several minutes while he tried to figure out our backwards American technology. He was very cheerful about it though... those Asians always seem to have more fun than us.


 

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